Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

What do You Use ?

Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.