What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

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Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.