Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

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Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

How is this grilling you?

mom's 44th question

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.