Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

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Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.