What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.