What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?