What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!