What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway