Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.