Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?