Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !