Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

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How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture