Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

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Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.