Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

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Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.