Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism