Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How do you make a peanut laugh?

A: You crack it up.

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom