Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

got a pencil and worked it out.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!