Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !