Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !