He wanted to have webbed feet.
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
A: Bob
It did snot want to be late
Ice cream because they always want a scoop!
Because it sticks to itself.
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
It's a shifty business.
The recycle bin.
Because the farther it flies, the fewer.
A: Pluck a duck.
Because they lactose.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
A Chromophobe.
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.