What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Some day you will be red!

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter