How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage