Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
A: They're purr-fect!
Vet: I have good news and bad news..
The elephant's!
He's born with Diss-lexia
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
Johnny Depp's stylist every day.
None of your business.
They were trying to start a business.
Taxidermist: Stuff.
