Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
Catsper.
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.
None of your business.
They were trying to start a business.
Taxidermist: Stuff.