Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

Ferret Jokes More Ferret Jokes

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Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Taxidermist: Stuff.