Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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He wanted to get a long little doggy

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He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.