Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".