Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.