Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.