Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Why don't black people ever go on cruises?

We're not falling for that one again!

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

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Decomposers

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police