Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

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Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Another pops up.

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Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police