Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Who is driving the car?

The police.

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

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Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*