Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

Nice People Jokes More Nice People Jokes

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.