How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.