What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.