What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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What do you call a plumb in a frock?

A damson in this dress.

What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.