What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.