Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.