What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.