What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing