What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.