What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.