What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

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What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !