Eye Deer Jokes

What do you call a blind deer?

No eye deer

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a one-eyed deer?

I have no eye deer...

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

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What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

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Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil