What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

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What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Palestinian Jokes More Palestinian Jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Mackerel Jokes More Mackerel Jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Big Eye Jokes More Big Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.