What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

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What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

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What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

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What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.