It was occupied.
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One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."
Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
She grew out of her b-shells.
You use a spirit level.
To keep their hats pointed.
Don't worry, I'm just amounting.
They literally can't even.
A big-eye deer!
They have RAMallah.
Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.
It was for 'tick or tweet' !