Palestinian Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

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What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."