What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.