How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!