How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!