How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!