Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

removed

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out