They never want to log off.
Polly want a quacker!
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
Dam it.
It's been nice 'gnawing' you!
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Has that been tried yet
Because he Reddit off the internet.
Crystal balls deep made this up.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
He drops the base when doing logs.
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.