How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!