How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

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Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper