What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks