Chelsea.
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My Zipper.
A bus full of rednecks
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"
42
My Zipper
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
They both hate the government.
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Roll a 40 down the street.
A stand up driver.
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
A star-spangled banner
A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
