42 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

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What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

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What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!