Chelsea.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
45
Chicago.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
She delivers.
Polar bears gather around the ice hole.
42
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
So they have something to do at night.
Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.
A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
A: Heredity.
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
A blinkin' light
Because he always uses the force.
An egg gets laid
An improvement.
The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
