What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen