Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

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What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

milk sheikh

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.