Why did the cow cross the road?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.