Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level