What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ?

Bridget the end of the world !

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What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.