Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

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What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first