Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

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What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first