Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.