What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.