What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.