What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.