What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.