What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

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Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being