What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.