A pair of legs.
The handycap.
Limp Biscuit.
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.
A cab.
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )
Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.
Having two legs
Not being in the Paralympics
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
A guard dog !