Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Whats 2 + 2 ?

A math problem.

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.