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Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
A guard dog !
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
A pair of legs.
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
Because we told them to.
Cause endorphins make me feel good.
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
Because he never really was on your side.
Thirdperson.
You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!
About a Brazillion dollars.
Bonjour.*
You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"
A Brazilian
A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
Because freedom rings.
