How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.