Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

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What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.