Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?

Go for the juggler

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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...