What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

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How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.