What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

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What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.