What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a Mexican spell caster?

A salsarer

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed