What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea?

A dead golfer...

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

What do Mexicans say when they're cold?

BRRRRRRRRiba!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!