What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse