What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.