Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda