Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

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Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!