He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
He lost his SANTAty
The Significant Others just want babies.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Bellhop.
He was always standing up on the job!
